What follows is a list of damn cool words that I have assembled. If you don't like them, then fugedaboutit.

1)Crackwhore- Think about this one, this is a quality word. It's not as much of a cool word in itself, as it is cool if you can use it in a sentence. "Hey Paul, where's your mom?" "Oh, that Crackwhore? She's grocery shopping"

2)Jank/Janky-This is a good overall word to describe something that is not going in your favor, or a product does not meet your high expectations. "Oh man! This pop tastes Janky"

3)Gravy-The true opposite of Janky.